Driving me to drink!

I know it is a good thing that I don't drink, because I would be a total closet alcoholic.

I swear, Rachie is trying to head me in that direction lately. Two days ago I went to get her after naptime to find that she had found a green Sharpie (permanent) marker that Becka had left out in their room and colored all over her brand new pink shirt and Becka's bedsheets. I realize that could have been worse, but I was still pretty mad. Today I am in the shower and Jake comes running in to tell me that she is shaking her milk cup and milk is getting on my bedspread. Usually she shakes it and only a few drops come out, so I asked Jake to take the cup from her. Next thing I know, he is yelling that the milk is all over the bed. I get out, dripping wet, and see that she has somehow dumped the whole cup of milk all over my bedspread. I am so mad! I saved up my money from my bazaar, Christmas and my birthday last year to buy it and it was $300! I wanted a nice comforter/pillow set to go with our new bedroom furniture. So, I blot as much as I can with my towel, hurry and get dressed and take it over to the cleaners. It is gonna cost me an arm and a leg to have a comforter that big cleaned. UGH!!!

I am waiting for the next thing to happen. You always hear that bad things happen in sets of three, right? I'm sure she will break something next. Ugh! My other two kiddos were never this "busy" and into things. I was lucky!

Anyway, I am admitting it now, if I knew what kind of alcohol actually tasted good, I might be tempted to go and have some just to calm me down. Although I am pretty sure I would be a hyper, annoying, obnoxious drunk. Instead, I am trying my best to ignore my instant craving for a pint of Ben & Jerry's and am gulping down Crystal Light as fast and I can.

Somebody save me from my two year old!!!