When Becka was little, she always said the funniest things. My mom and dad even started keeping track of them and we call them "Becka-isms." Here is another one for that list!
On election day, we were talking about the candidates. Becka was telling us that at school, they had talked about why people would vote for different candidates. She said that a lot of people would vote for Obama because they thought he was African-American. Here is our following conversation...
Me: "Well, isn't he?"
Becka: "No, he isn't"
Me: "Okay, then what is he?"
Becka (in her most 'know it all' voice): "He's AEROBIC!"
I swear, I laughed so hard I was crying and seriously thought I was gonna throw up. I wish you could have heard her. Little Miss Smarty-Pants. Oh, it was hilarious! The rest of the evening, Steve and I tortured her by saying things like, "Oh Becka, don't be so aerobic!" "You'd better watch out or people will think you are aerobic!"
It was awesome!!!
Monday, November 10, 2008
The story of my life!
I was going through some old files earlier, trying to clean out my computer a bit. I came across this and had to share. It is my life exactly!!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with C. A. A. D. D. Child Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests: I decide to do the laundry. As I start toward the basement, I notice that there are cheerios all over the floor and my car keys are in the cereal bowl. I decide to pick up the cheerios before I do the laundry. I lay my car keys down on the counter, put the cheerios in the trash can under the counter and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to take out the trash. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left, my extra checks are in my desk in the office/playroom, so I go to my desk where I find a sippy cup full of juice. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I decide I should put the sippy cup in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the sippy cup a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered. I set the sippy cup on the counter, and I discover baby wipes that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back in the bathroom, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the wipes back down, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote, one of the kids left it on the kitchen table. I realize that after school when they go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote as they fight over who lost it, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So,I set the remote back down, get some paper towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the laundry isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm cup of juice sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find the wipes, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
Recently, I was diagnosed with C. A. A. D. D. Child Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests: I decide to do the laundry. As I start toward the basement, I notice that there are cheerios all over the floor and my car keys are in the cereal bowl. I decide to pick up the cheerios before I do the laundry. I lay my car keys down on the counter, put the cheerios in the trash can under the counter and notice that the trash can is full. So, I decide to take out the trash. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left, my extra checks are in my desk in the office/playroom, so I go to my desk where I find a sippy cup full of juice. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I decide I should put the sippy cup in the refrigerator to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the sippy cup a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye -- they need to be watered. I set the sippy cup on the counter, and I discover baby wipes that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back in the bathroom, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the wipes back down, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote, one of the kids left it on the kitchen table. I realize that after school when they go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote as they fight over who lost it, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor. So,I set the remote back down, get some paper towels and wipe up the spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do. At the end of the day: the laundry isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm cup of juice sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can't find the remote, I can't find the wipes, and I don't remember what I did with the car keys. Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
Bazaar-o
Bazaar season is upon us!!! Hooray! This year I decided to make something different than I have in year's past. Last year I didn't sell a lot, mostly because people would stop by my table and say, "Oh, that's so cute! I bought one from you last year!" So, yeah...time for new stuff!
I decided early on to make I Spy bags. They are quick, fun, and most people like them. Plus I can do an assembly line and just crank them out. I will save money by buying this supplies all year long and get them made early. HA! That's what I was telling myself! I have 15 I Spy bags downstairs all cut out and the stuff to go inside them is ready, but I tried sewing them and had a nervous breakdown when my sewing machine was having issues. So, those are on hold until I can get up the incentive to try again.
Meanwhile, a friend of mine gave me the idea to make a tutu for Rachel. So I think, I can totally make tutus!!! They are easy (although time-consuming) to make and all little girls love tutus! So now I am the proud owner of 24 yards of pink tulle, 18 yards of light blue and 24 yards of purple tulle. Have you ever tried to work with that much tulle at one time?? It is not a fun thing. I feel like all I do is cut tulle. All day long, and in increments that large, it seems to be never ending! It also doesn't help that Rachel likes to take it and "dance like a ballerina" all over the house. I swear Steve is gonna divorce me if he keeps finding strips of tulle everywhere!
My next dilemma...how do I display I Spy bags and tutus on the same table at the bazaar? They don't have anything in common at all. I never think these things though.
I decided early on to make I Spy bags. They are quick, fun, and most people like them. Plus I can do an assembly line and just crank them out. I will save money by buying this supplies all year long and get them made early. HA! That's what I was telling myself! I have 15 I Spy bags downstairs all cut out and the stuff to go inside them is ready, but I tried sewing them and had a nervous breakdown when my sewing machine was having issues. So, those are on hold until I can get up the incentive to try again.
Meanwhile, a friend of mine gave me the idea to make a tutu for Rachel. So I think, I can totally make tutus!!! They are easy (although time-consuming) to make and all little girls love tutus! So now I am the proud owner of 24 yards of pink tulle, 18 yards of light blue and 24 yards of purple tulle. Have you ever tried to work with that much tulle at one time?? It is not a fun thing. I feel like all I do is cut tulle. All day long, and in increments that large, it seems to be never ending! It also doesn't help that Rachel likes to take it and "dance like a ballerina" all over the house. I swear Steve is gonna divorce me if he keeps finding strips of tulle everywhere!
My next dilemma...how do I display I Spy bags and tutus on the same table at the bazaar? They don't have anything in common at all. I never think these things though.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Jake's birthday
Jake had a great birthday! After Becka's Harry Potter party last June, I was excited to have a break...until Jake asked for a Star Wars party.
After hours and searching the internet, I came up with a pretty fun party plan (if I do say so myself, lol!). The invitations were made to look like the words scrolling at the beginning of each Star Wars movie.
When the boys got here, we started with an obstacle course to test their skill and agility. Steve set it up. First, they had to go through the "webs of despair" (strings strung across the doorway in a web type pattern), then jump over the Lake of Woes (a blue towel). Next they had to go through the dark caves (under Rachie's doll crib), and once out, they had to put on a Jedi robe and choose a light saber to bring with them for the remainder of the course. Then they ran across the swamp (an old crib mattress), and into the kitchen where they had to eat one "Jedi Energy Pellet" (Mike & Ike candy) before continuing on to the 'Swamps of Catan" and reaching the finish. We timed each boy and then their Jedi Master (Steve) did it. He totally rocked it and beat them all!
After that, they had a class on balance and flexibility (yoga) and learned different stances and techniques that would be helpful to them when using their Jedi weapons (Light Sabers).
Next, we took them into the "Jedi Training Facility Storage Unit" (the garage) and had them practice using "The Force" to open and shut the door. We had a couple of them tricked for a little while on that one.
Next it was target practice using ball blasters. After that, we had presents, cake and ice cream. I made cupcakes with Darth Vader on them.
For the last test so that they could "graduate" from Jedi Training, we attacked the Death Star (the kids and I made a pinata to look like it).
After that part, we had a "graduation ceremony" where each of them received their graduation certificate and a light saber (I made light sabers out of skinny bats I found at the dollar store).
They took the light sabers outside and played until all the parents came. It was fun and crazy and tiring! I never want to have ten litle boys in my house all together like that again! I had invited 14, so even though it was a bummer that some of them couldn't make it, I was sort of glad it turned out that way!
All in all, it was lots of fun. I am happy to have it over with though. Isn't that bad? I just have had so much on my plate lately and with me being sick last week, life was just too crazy. I have finally had some time each day so far this week where I could relax a little bit, and I have been trying to get to bed earlier than usual, so that seems to be helping me also.
I can't believe my little boy is 7 years old! He is a big kid now. He is learning and growing up so quickly. I just want my babies to stay babies!!!!
After hours and searching the internet, I came up with a pretty fun party plan (if I do say so myself, lol!). The invitations were made to look like the words scrolling at the beginning of each Star Wars movie.
When the boys got here, we started with an obstacle course to test their skill and agility. Steve set it up. First, they had to go through the "webs of despair" (strings strung across the doorway in a web type pattern), then jump over the Lake of Woes (a blue towel). Next they had to go through the dark caves (under Rachie's doll crib), and once out, they had to put on a Jedi robe and choose a light saber to bring with them for the remainder of the course. Then they ran across the swamp (an old crib mattress), and into the kitchen where they had to eat one "Jedi Energy Pellet" (Mike & Ike candy) before continuing on to the 'Swamps of Catan" and reaching the finish. We timed each boy and then their Jedi Master (Steve) did it. He totally rocked it and beat them all!
After that, they had a class on balance and flexibility (yoga) and learned different stances and techniques that would be helpful to them when using their Jedi weapons (Light Sabers).
Next, we took them into the "Jedi Training Facility Storage Unit" (the garage) and had them practice using "The Force" to open and shut the door. We had a couple of them tricked for a little while on that one.
Next it was target practice using ball blasters. After that, we had presents, cake and ice cream. I made cupcakes with Darth Vader on them.
For the last test so that they could "graduate" from Jedi Training, we attacked the Death Star (the kids and I made a pinata to look like it).
After that part, we had a "graduation ceremony" where each of them received their graduation certificate and a light saber (I made light sabers out of skinny bats I found at the dollar store).
They took the light sabers outside and played until all the parents came. It was fun and crazy and tiring! I never want to have ten litle boys in my house all together like that again! I had invited 14, so even though it was a bummer that some of them couldn't make it, I was sort of glad it turned out that way!
All in all, it was lots of fun. I am happy to have it over with though. Isn't that bad? I just have had so much on my plate lately and with me being sick last week, life was just too crazy. I have finally had some time each day so far this week where I could relax a little bit, and I have been trying to get to bed earlier than usual, so that seems to be helping me also.
I can't believe my little boy is 7 years old! He is a big kid now. He is learning and growing up so quickly. I just want my babies to stay babies!!!!
Twilight peek!
For those Twilight fans who haven't seen this yet...here is an 8 minute clip of the movie! It is the scene when Bella goes and meets Edward's family for the first time.
Please remember tht is NOT the book. The book is WAY better!!! The quality is very bad and people in theater are laughing and screaming at odd times. But still, it is fun!!!
You will need to copy and paste this, the link isn't working...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrxFbhDfmOQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_857904
Please remember tht is NOT the book. The book is WAY better!!! The quality is very bad and people in theater are laughing and screaming at odd times. But still, it is fun!!!
You will need to copy and paste this, the link isn't working...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrxFbhDfmOQ&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_857904
Monday, November 3, 2008
Crazy week
I am SO glad that last week is history! I had so much to do and no time at all. I was sick all week also, so that didn't help matters. I have a few pics to share from halloween and Jake's birthday.
Halloween was fun. Becka dressed up as a "cereal killer." She had a box of cereal hanging from around her neck that we stuck a knife into and it has "milk" dripping out of it instead of blood. Everyone thought it was cute. Jake was, of course, Luke Skywalker. He is OBSESSED with anything and everything Star Wars. Rachel was Abby Cadabby. She insisted on wearing her rain boots instead of the pink shoes I had planned for her, but it all turned out fine. We went trick or treating with the neighbors, Melissa and Dana and Derek. The older kids and Steve went ahead, so I stayed back with Rachie, Dana, Derek, Kylie and Lexi. The girls looked so darn cute, and had lots of fun together. They were holding hands most of the time. They got lots of extra candy just for being so darn adorable! After trick or treating, we were planning on going to a family dance at the church, but when we got there it was dead, so we all headed to Baja Fresh for dinner. We are so lucky to have Dana and Derek close by. It is fun doing stuff together!
Luke Skywalker
Abby Cadabby
Cereal Killer (and her friend)
Kylie (Aurora) and Rachie
Ladybug Lexi
I will be back tomorrow to post about Jake's birthday and share those pictures. Have a wonderful day!!!
Halloween was fun. Becka dressed up as a "cereal killer." She had a box of cereal hanging from around her neck that we stuck a knife into and it has "milk" dripping out of it instead of blood. Everyone thought it was cute. Jake was, of course, Luke Skywalker. He is OBSESSED with anything and everything Star Wars. Rachel was Abby Cadabby. She insisted on wearing her rain boots instead of the pink shoes I had planned for her, but it all turned out fine. We went trick or treating with the neighbors, Melissa and Dana and Derek. The older kids and Steve went ahead, so I stayed back with Rachie, Dana, Derek, Kylie and Lexi. The girls looked so darn cute, and had lots of fun together. They were holding hands most of the time. They got lots of extra candy just for being so darn adorable! After trick or treating, we were planning on going to a family dance at the church, but when we got there it was dead, so we all headed to Baja Fresh for dinner. We are so lucky to have Dana and Derek close by. It is fun doing stuff together!
Luke Skywalker
Abby Cadabby
Cereal Killer (and her friend)
Kylie (Aurora) and Rachie
Ladybug Lexi
I will be back tomorrow to post about Jake's birthday and share those pictures. Have a wonderful day!!!
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